I work in tv, movies, and bullshitTumblr (3.0; @mattjonesisdead)http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/<a href="http://thedailyjones.tumblr.com/post/24135928169/10-reasons-i-hate-girls-that-relate-to-the-show-girls">the daily jones: 10 Reasons I hate girls that relate to the show GIRLS</a>: <p><a href="http://thedailyjones.tumblr.com/post/24135928169/10-reasons-i-hate-girls-that-relate-to-the-show-girls" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailyjones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> <img height="331" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wd20pvVR1qhlwux.jpg" width="507"/></p> <p>Here’s my beef with girls. I do not dislike the show Girls, in fact I think it’s really well written, my beef is with the girls that relate to the show Girls. <br/><br/>These females live in a world where they assume what they do is somewhat original and interesting. Here is a list of things that…</p></blockquote> <p>Read this. My wife is very funny.</p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/24184476728http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/24184476728Fri, 01 Jun 2012 03:17:55 -0400<p>It&#8217;s my belief that history is a wheel. &#8220;Inconsistency is my very essence&#8221; -says the wheel- &#8220;Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don&#8217;t complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away&#8221;.</p> <ul><li>Boethius</li> </ul>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/5891878914http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/5891878914Fri, 27 May 2011 03:13:52 -0400<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/68609418/rocky-patel-6-string-electric-cigar-box?ref=pr_shop">I'm soooooo close to buying this. Should I do it?</a>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4726076968http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4726076968Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:28:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljekc4jr1p1qhjgx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I fell in love yesterday.  With my new amp.  It’s a custom Fender Vibro-King (blonde) and it’s low end shakes my balls.  It’s a wonderful thing.  How do I tell my girlfriend that she no longer matters?</p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4475319906http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4475319906Sat, 09 Apr 2011 16:45:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgwqe2RaG81qz7ymyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fixmyheadproductions.tumblr.com/post/4334079909" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fixmyheadproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hmm…<a href="http://tumblr.photojojo.com/post/4321912400" target="_blank"><br/><br/>photojojo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to: <a href="http://content.photojojo.com/diy/make-murals-using-your-printer/" target="_blank">Make rad wall sized prints</a> (like this one) with your home printer!</p> <p><small>(Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dearsomeone/3336741009/" target="_blank">dearsomeone on Flickr</a>)</small></p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4342345897http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4342345897Mon, 04 Apr 2011 13:29:34 -0400<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6yMiOTxidFs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4236610813http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4236610813Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:32:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PwzBuN7jfjw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4077379709http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4077379709Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:21:59 -0400<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/epjR3olHzog?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4058477365http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4058477365Thu, 24 Mar 2011 01:12:55 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/21119709" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4049477826http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/4049477826Wed, 23 Mar 2011 16:41:27 -0400<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N7oMY6sC7wQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>watch until the end. it’s the best part.</span></p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3895847678http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3895847678Wed, 16 Mar 2011 04:55:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2s2foBfO1qhjgx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I manipulated a photo I found.  They must be stopped.</p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3867434652http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3867434652Mon, 14 Mar 2011 21:27:51 -0400<iframe src="http://blip.tv/play/xCmy+TAC.html?p=1" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is really really funny</p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3862169084http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3862169084Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:35:07 -0400<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/c57732d8d3" width="400" height="256" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heykevin.tumblr.com/post/3858012178" target="_blank">heykevin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The blood is real</p> </blockquote>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3861318895http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3861318895Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:56:47 -0400<p>I&#8217;m just mad because Charlie Sheen has ruined the chance of Young Guns 3 ever getting made.</p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3761634637http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3761634637Thu, 10 Mar 2011 05:24:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lht3p8IjU71qzd9vgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heykevin.tumblr.com/post/3747489327" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heykevin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span class="messageBody"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/FattyDearest" target="_blank">Fatty Dearest</a> and the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/Cotillionaires" target="_blank">Cotillionaires</a> are both playing this show!  I hate Leukemia and Lymphoma double tonight.<br/></span></p></blockquote>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3754922324http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3754922324Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:02:44 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/20534171" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>this is beautiful and oddly inspirational</p>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3746415370http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3746415370Wed, 09 Mar 2011 13:57:33 -0500inspirational<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EI93y2oJ4ck?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3746192140http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3746192140Wed, 09 Mar 2011 13:42:00 -0500found photoseurope<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhscftzmuy1qhjgx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3740333843http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3740333843Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:14:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhsbuabZhf1qhjgx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3740233335http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3740233335Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:01:22 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14041632" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/>http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3740190624http://mattjonesisdead.tumblr.com/post/3740190624Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:55:55 -0500