the daily jones: 10 Reasons I hate girls that relate to the show GIRLS

thedailyjones:

Here’s my beef with girls. I do not dislike the show Girls, in fact I think it’s really well written, my beef is with the girls that relate to the show Girls.

These females live in a world where they assume what they do is somewhat original and interesting. Here is a list of things that…

Read this. My wife is very funny.

24 Hour Party People

It’s my belief that history is a wheel. “Inconsistency is my very essence” -says the wheel- “Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don’t complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away”.

  • Boethius
I fell in love yesterday.  With my new amp.  It’s a custom Fender Vibro-King (blonde) and it’s low end shakes my balls.  It’s a wonderful thing.  How do I tell my girlfriend that she no longer matters?

I fell in love yesterday.  With my new amp.  It’s a custom Fender Vibro-King (blonde) and it’s low end shakes my balls.  It’s a wonderful thing.  How do I tell my girlfriend that she no longer matters?

fixmyheadproductions:

hmm…photojojo:

How to: Make rad wall sized prints (like this one) with your home printer!
(Photo by dearsomeone on Flickr)

fixmyheadproductions:

hmm…

photojojo
:

How to: Make rad wall sized prints (like this one) with your home printer!

(Photo by dearsomeone on Flickr)

watch until the end. it’s the best part.

I manipulated a photo I found.  They must be stopped.

I manipulated a photo I found.  They must be stopped.

This is really really funny

heykevin:

The blood is real

I’m just mad because Charlie Sheen has ruined the chance of Young Guns 3 ever getting made.

heykevin:

Fatty Dearest and the Cotillionaires are both playing this show!  I hate Leukemia and Lymphoma double tonight.

heykevin:

Fatty Dearest and the Cotillionaires are both playing this show!  I hate Leukemia and Lymphoma double tonight.